Farkipgon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust dolphin.

Farkipgon created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Farkipgon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farkipgon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Farkipgon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Farkipgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.