Farkipgon is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust
dolphin.
Farkipgon created the universe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Farkipgon, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Farkipgon, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Farkipgon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Farkipgon's Holy Commandments1. Always treat sheep with great respect.
2. Never go into pink rooms.
3. Never think about amino acids.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not commit murder.