Kabrilltof is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish goblin.

Kabrilltof created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabrilltof, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kabrilltof, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kabrilltof's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kabrilltof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Pray towards the north.