Bossfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective cow.

Bossfet created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfet, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bossfet, it will turn you into a goat.

Bossfet's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bossfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about geese.