Kapyogjon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fast wyvern.

Kapyogjon created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapyogjon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kapyogjon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Kapyogjon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kapyogjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Hide if seven pigs approach from the south.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not eat bread.
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