Rapgetzed is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, resourceful
naga.
Rapgetzed created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rapgetzed, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Rapgetzed, she will be very sad.
Rapgetzed's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Rapgetzed's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never think about cell theory.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never eat bark.