Rapgetzed is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful naga.

Rapgetzed created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapgetzed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rapgetzed, she will be very sad.

Rapgetzed's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rapgetzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat bark.