Sasdadnelljansafgengad Flytamjon Yatdadkab
is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, cheerful
finch
.
Sasdadnelljansafgengad Flytamjon Yatdadkab
created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sasdadnelljansafgengad Flytamjon Yatdadkab
, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sasdadnelljansafgengad Flytamjon Yatdadkab
, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Sasdadnelljansafgengad Flytamjon Yatdadkab's
most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Sasdadnelljansafgengad Flytamjon Yatdadkab's Holy Commandments
1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.
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