Liggilzog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthinking dragonfly.

Liggilzog created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liggilzog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Liggilzog, he will turn you into a worm.

Liggilzog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Liggilzog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Fast once a month.