Tonmobpad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring dragon.

Tonmobpad created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonmobpad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonmobpad, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tonmobpad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tonmobpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry swans.
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