Mobnurtgum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish hamster.

Mobnurtgum created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobnurtgum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobnurtgum, it will not invite you to parties.

Mobnurtgum's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mobnurtgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Always help birds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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