Bassvanbum Listyakfad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, proud parrot.

Bassvanbum Listyakfad created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassvanbum Listyakfad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bassvanbum Listyakfad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bassvanbum Listyakfad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bassvanbum Listyakfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the east.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.