Looptailpark is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing fox.

Looptailpark created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looptailpark, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Looptailpark, it will not care at all.

Looptailpark's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Looptailpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Looptailpark must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Run away from orange badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Looptailpark.