Butsagarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful hedgehog.

Butsagarn created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Butsagarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Butsagarn, he will destroy your home solar system.

Butsagarn's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Butsagarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.