Donkangig Huddunarp is a god.
He takes the form of a small, unselfish
jackal.
Donkangig Huddunarp created humankind six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donkangig Huddunarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Donkangig Huddunarp, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Donkangig Huddunarp's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Donkangig Huddunarp's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Donkangig Huddunarp on top of all buildings.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Fast once a month.