Godmadhom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent donkey.

Godmadhom created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godmadhom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Godmadhom, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Godmadhom's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Godmadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Godmadhom loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.