Bonlegyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy seal.

Bonlegyart created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonlegyart, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonlegyart, he will turn you into a goat.

Bonlegyart's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bonlegyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Put Bonlegyart first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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