Veenfedlog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous wyrm.

Veenfedlog created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenfedlog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenfedlog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Veenfedlog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Veenfedlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat bark.