Gepcidgub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered wasp.

Gepcidgub created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepcidgub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepcidgub, she will remove you from existence.

Gepcidgub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gepcidgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.