Hoggidrip is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, duplicitous
mink.
Hoggidrip created tapeworms four million years ago.
If you believe in
Hoggidrip, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Hoggidrip, it will destroy your home planet.
Hoggidrip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Hoggidrip's Holy Commandments1. Geese are not to be trusted.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.
3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Retreat if five rats approach from the east.