Hoggidrip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, duplicitous mink.

Hoggidrip created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Hoggidrip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hoggidrip, it will destroy your home planet.

Hoggidrip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hoggidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Retreat if five rats approach from the east.