Cidfodquattalzodtetti is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous goat.

Cidfodquattalzodtetti created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Cidfodquattalzodtetti, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidfodquattalzodtetti, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cidfodquattalzodtetti's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cidfodquattalzodtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed coconuts to capybaras while wearing red boots.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.