Wabriptig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring hummingbird.

Wabriptig created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabriptig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wabriptig, it will come to you in dreams.

Wabriptig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wabriptig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Wabriptig loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention eagles.