Parkbinsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless mongoose.

Parkbinsaf created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbinsaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Parkbinsaf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Parkbinsaf's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Parkbinsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink alcohol.