Damtalbast is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody dog.

Damtalbast created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Damtalbast, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Damtalbast, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Damtalbast's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Damtalbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Run away if five mites approach from the west.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.