Nakgaryarp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive lizard.

Nakgaryarp created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgaryarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nakgaryarp, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nakgaryarp's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nakgaryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.