Dottomraw Badwapgam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic skunk.

Dottomraw Badwapgam created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dottomraw Badwapgam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dottomraw Badwapgam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dottomraw Badwapgam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dottomraw Badwapgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Run away if three cats approach from the north.

5. Never wear yellow trousers.