Bamyarrip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate wasp.

Bamyarrip created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamyarrip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamyarrip, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bamyarrip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bamyarrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Bamyarrip's priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about amino acids.