Vilquilltig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving bear.

Vilquilltig created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilquilltig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vilquilltig, it will cry a lot.

Vilquilltig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vilquilltig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the east.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vilquilltig.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must pray to Vilquilltig nine times a day.

5. Hide from pink manatees for they are unholy.