Cemtimjop Yarpgubsab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome yak.

Cemtimjop Yarpgubsab created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemtimjop Yarpgubsab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cemtimjop Yarpgubsab, it will come to you in dreams.

Cemtimjop Yarpgubsab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cemtimjop Yarpgubsab's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never wear indigo trousers.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cemtimjop Yarpgubsab.