Natjanhit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane snail.

Natjanhit created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natjanhit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Natjanhit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Natjanhit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Natjanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Always help snails.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Run away if five geese approach from the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.