Ciddadhonbonlun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective centipede.

Ciddadhonbonlun created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciddadhonbonlun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciddadhonbonlun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ciddadhonbonlun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ciddadhonbonlun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine gulls approach from the west.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ciddadhonbonlun.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.