Vegquatbell is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic warg.

Vegquatbell created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegquatbell, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vegquatbell, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vegquatbell's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vegquatbell's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Put Vegquatbell first in all things.