Lunvinvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent cobra.

Lunvinvonk created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunvinvonk, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lunvinvonk, she will turn you into a duck.

Lunvinvonk's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Lunvinvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. You must love Lunvinvonk.