Bugdubdub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy duck.

Bugdubdub created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdubdub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bugdubdub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bugdubdub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bugdubdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Bugdubdub loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bugdubdub on top of all buildings.