Ligxinnil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest duck.

Ligxinnil created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Ligxinnil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ligxinnil, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ligxinnil's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ligxinnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Put Ligxinnil first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never laugh near mites.
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