Gudcibbafbumhubwab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, almighty weasel.

Gudcibbafbumhubwab created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudcibbafbumhubwab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudcibbafbumhubwab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gudcibbafbumhubwab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gudcibbafbumhubwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never paint your chest violet.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.