Waprilham is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omnipotent troll.

Waprilham created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waprilham, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Waprilham, he will strike you with lightening.

Waprilham's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Waprilham's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Waprilham on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.