Cussmutfid Komqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent spider.

Cussmutfid Komqueeg created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussmutfid Komqueeg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cussmutfid Komqueeg, she will ignore you.

Cussmutfid Komqueeg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cussmutfid Komqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never talk about fire.