Jarndobappmat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fast horse.

Jarndobappmat created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarndobappmat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jarndobappmat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Jarndobappmat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jarndobappmat's Holy Commandments

1. Jarndobappmat loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never skip in the presence of gulls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.