Vinbudtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow yak.

Vinbudtonk created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Vinbudtonk, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vinbudtonk, it will come to you in dreams.

Vinbudtonk's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vinbudtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not take Vinbudtonk's name in vain.

4. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the south.

5. Do not covet oxen.