Quagsadquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent centipede.

Quagsadquaf created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagsadquaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quagsadquaf, she will turn you into a slug.

Quagsadquaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Quagsadquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Pray towards the west.