Dudnarlvid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, wise jackal.

Dudnarlvid created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dudnarlvid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dudnarlvid, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dudnarlvid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dudnarlvid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the west.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Feed all hungry turtles.