Bafbotgabrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring troll.

Bafbotgabrot created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbotgabrot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bafbotgabrot, he will curse you with boils.

Bafbotgabrot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bafbotgabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never mention sharks.