Funsighap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty swan.

Funsighap created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funsighap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Funsighap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Funsighap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Funsighap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never paint your chest green.

5. Always stare at clouds.