Vogsafhom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring unicorn.

Vogsafhom created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Vogsafhom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vogsafhom, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vogsafhom's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vogsafhom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Never wear shorts.