Gessterbet is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet horse.

Gessterbet created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessterbet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gessterbet, she will destroy your home planet.

Gessterbet's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gessterbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Put Gessterbet first in all things.