Mandagfad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair hyena.

Mandagfad created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mandagfad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mandagfad, it will strike you with lightening.

Mandagfad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Mandagfad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ducks approach from the north.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.