Hubbudsid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering mole.

Hubbudsid created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbudsid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hubbudsid, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hubbudsid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hubbudsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the west.