Largyarlnur is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy wren.

Largyarlnur created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largyarlnur, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Largyarlnur, he will throw large rocks at you.

Largyarlnur's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Largyarlnur's Holy Commandments

1. Put Largyarlnur first in all things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Largyarlnur.

5. Never play with disobedient children.