Godvanwat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, annoying beaver.

Godvanwat created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Godvanwat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godvanwat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Godvanwat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Godvanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the south.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Run away from white monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Godvanwat's name in vain.