Hakkarnill is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent mongoose.

Hakkarnill created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakkarnill, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hakkarnill, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hakkarnill's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hakkarnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.