Mablam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, generous horse.

Mablam created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mablam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mablam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mablam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mablam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must pray to Mablam nine times a day.

3. Hide if seven frogs approach from the south.

4. Never sit in the presence of mites.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.